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Honk If Parts Fall Off

by Van Groover

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1.
Not Guilty 05:13
Not Guilty Good Morning Ladies and Gents I’m at this court on my own defense I pledge for not guilty I’m a regular Hillbillly Please some time to explain I’ll do it again and again and again I’m very confident It was all just an accident The Lawn was too high and thick I needed a mower with little bit more kick I put in a V8 Engine 300 Horse perfection Built in a beast of a turbo And even put in a Stereo I'm not Guitly I'm not Guilty Your honor, I fully believe I’m truly innocent. You see that rapper he came out of nowhere, he had that camouflage hat on And after all, he was trespassing on my property It wasn’t my fault that I killed 50 Cents it was just a weird lawnmower incident! What? He got shot nine times and it didn’t even kill him Well…..whoops
2.
Bison Blues 05:59
Great Plains beneath the endless sky Heather moving in the wind Sky high the dust rises they’ve come in great sizes Shiver under your skin As the Bison is moving in Herds as far as eye can see Hoof under Hoof on a killing spree 2000 pounds Charging over the ground Delivering a deadly burst As it strikes head first 10 000 Horns Driven only by scorn They’re coming downhill Moving in for the kill The Bison have returned Shaggy and horned Saliva dripping from their tongue Steaming breath form their lungs Men has done their worst Its time for their reimburse Raise your head to the sun As the Age of bison has come As he raised his head to the sun, He knew the age of the Bison had come
3.
Streetfood 03:59
Simple Being with a simple mind Gazed in shine and gone blind Headlights of a truck He went out of luck that buck Flocking its way across asphalt It was to late for a complete halt That Peterbuild carried a heavy load And the chicken didn’t quite cross the road Fresh and still a little warm Just outside of Barrys farm Damn look at that beauty That halfway crushed coyote What a delicious sight Grilled, tender and just right There couldn’t be anything greater Then a baby gator stuck in a radiator Howdy folks, Welcome to the road kill road diner, you hit it, we grill. We got a special on mystery meat today, It comes with homemade Mexican adobo sauce, sided with some dragged along salat, can I take your order please? I’ll pick it up I’ll skin it raw I’ll cook it up And serve it with colesaw That swirl of Squirrel The smear of deer Love anything dead d between two slices of Bread
4.
Jetstream 05:02
Thousands of Miles high Racing the Sky Feeling the Sunbeam Riding the Jetstream Beer I prefer „You get only one sir“ „Ok I’ll call you later“ Damn where is the waiter? Pressed in a chair best in solitäre Feels like forever Bladder on high pressure Shining seatbelt logo But I gotta go go go Got to let out steam Riding the Jetstream ——————— Primal Instincts are hard to tame. Restricted by cultural Laws ——————— Sweat in my eyes A bottle as comprise? constant reminder Floorlight Pathfinder Tearing on the seat Feet play a constant beat My fingers go Criss cross As the light switches off I am Jumping up Spilling a coffee cup There couldn’t be any line straighter Redemption for the bladder Thousand Miles High Urin across the Sky Feelin the Sunbeam Riding the Jetstream
5.
Godeater 04:32
Youngest Son of Gaia Leader of Titans Bringer of the golden Age Prevent the Prophecy Kill, Eat, Sleep, Repeat Your sons will overthrow you They will end your reign Best to eat them all Prevent the pain Protect the reign Youngest Son of Gaia Credle your youngest spawn The Stone the Deceit the eclips Fullfill the Prophecy Kill, Eat, Sleep, Repeat
6.
Roadrunner 06:59
It’s hard to keep a stand If you’re politely offered a chair Just like a package I can’t express myself Many ways could be right as some maybe as wrong You could stay to fight or only stay for one night A pill could be a bombshell as your mind goes boom No Dachsound allowed in Taco Bell Searching for the lizard in the room Many ways could be right as some maybe as wrong You could stay to fight or only stay for one night At one point you have to decide Gimme Godspeed as I travel along Wish me farewell as I sing a new song Of people and phrases both passing by Gone with the wind as I wave good bye Many ways could be right as some maybe as wrong I could stay to fight but I only stay for one night And I wave my goodbye
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8.
Bad Monkey 07:21
Got a Monkey in the back Won him while playing black jack He’s different kind of beast A big ass motherfucker to say the least Van, Monkey and me we Ride We’re bad and nationwide Van, Monkey and me we Ride Yeah we Bad and picking a fight On the road with shifty gears 2 shades and long beards Buckled up in a destructive mood Long beards with an attitude A Van packed full of liquor Surrounded by fluffy interior We bring chaos one by one badest dudes under the sun (A Beer in one the other on the wheel That shit is the real deal Go ahead an give us a cold stare We came from and going nowhere) Can’t remember how he got there How he decided that’s beds to share Maybe he just wanted to ride Sniffing freedom of the roadside The Dude himself would abide From the hills to the seaside On the road with shifty gears 2 shades and long beards Buckled up in a destructive mood Long beards with an attitude A Van packed full of liquor Surrouded by fluffy interior We bring chaos one by one badest dudes under the sun Van, Monkey and me we Ride We’re bad and nationwide Van, Monkey and me we Ride Yeah we Bad and picking a fight On the road swirling up dust Traveling high speed in van made of rust Go ahead an give us a cold stare We came from and going nowhere It’s a different kind of beast A big ass motherfucker to say the least
9.
Let me tell you a story How witches came from the east They Burned down our villlage And then they started to feast They took the children first Driven by the hate for humans To allay their thirst They left the town in ruins Let me tell you a story Men came from the west They tore down our village Only to burn the rest They said that we’re cursed And burned the women first On the fire they build flames grew higher than guild No one knows who started it all Circle of revenge, revenge to all
10.
Quietness 06:36

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released August 14, 2021

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Van Groover Herborn, Germany

We’re not reinventing the wheel, but we let it roll.“ 100% Riff-powered, a little bit of bullshit, just like a road trip through the desert, with stoner rock on the license plate. Van Groover was founded 2019 in middle Germany.
Lead by Bassist and Vocalist Bass-T from (Cripper), Drummer Steven Broschkus (Devil Shepherd) and Six Stringer Jan Arnold (The Carrion Call).
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